The one about the nangka (jackfruit).

I pride myself on having heard really absurd things in my just over half a century life.  However, this one tops the list!

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I bought some nicely packed nangka madu (honey jackfruit) for someone recently.  I thought it would be a nice change from the usual fruits. However, it fell flat when the recipient said, "I can't eat this, I'll turn blue".

This was so absurd but funny.  When I think about it, I smile.  After hearing this, nothing can faze me.